The Dastardly Unnecessary Adventures Of Sir Tarquin Lamb Pasanda And His Good Colleagues Sirs Fitzwellington Tikka Massala and Gregory Bacon Phaal!


The first of many, Volume 1 is a compilation of stories that set the scene for those to come. 


Sir Tarquin Lamb Pasanda

Sir Fitzwellington Tikka Massala 

Sir Gregory Bacon Phaal

Sir Jimothy Lamb Korma

Dame Bebelia Peanut Butter

Dame Daphne Cheddar Pickle

Lady Lucinda Chicken Caesar 

Mexican Gregory

Harry Bledger

Lord Twattington Nastiness

Dr Arsehole

The Foe

The Janitor